Child: *does the toilet dance*
Me: Do you need the toilet?
Child: No. *continues dance*
Me: Are you sure you don’t need the toilet?
Child: Nope. *keeps dancing*
Me: How about I hold your toy until you’ve finished on the toilet?
Child: Ok! *runs to the toilet and barely makes it in time*
Some days, all you can do is laugh ^_^
– Pharaoh Signing Off